THE TORSHI DOSSIERS · 02

Taliban Barbies

Power has a public-relations department.

The microphones, the makeovers and the carefully selected camera angles. A closer look at the public voices around Taliban-era Afghanistan.

Ahmad-Waleed Kakar

The Afghan Eye · Analyst and writer

Ahmad-Waleed Kakar

The Afghan Eye keeps a magnifying glass on the republic’s old grandees. Ask about today and yesterday arrives with a family tree. Kabul’s argument has changed flags, but nobody has surrendered the last word.

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Diva Patang

Presenter · Entrepreneur

Diva Patang

From cricket studio to political panel, the delivery changes but the camera must stay. Afghanistan can wait for an answer; the lighting cannot. National reconciliation begins on her best side.

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Faiz Zaland

Academic · Political commentator

Faiz Zaland

The professor prescribes another round of engagement. Kabul’s oldest treatment: bring tea, call everyone brother, and postpone the difficult question until the kettle boils again.

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Freshta Jalalzai

Journalist · Conflict researcher

Freshta Jalalzai

Freshta honeypotted Anas Haqqani with her manly features. She reminds every Afghan how terrible the previous government was and how incredibly brilliant the current regime is in recognizing he is a she.

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General Dawlat Waziri

Former Afghan republic defence ministry spokesman

General Dawlat Waziri

The republic’s old defence spokesman returned to a Kabul with a different flag. In Afghan politics, even the government can disappear before people stop calling you General Sahib.

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General Mobeen

Commentator · Former Kabul police spokesman

General Mobeen

The audience made him a general; the microphone became his army. His jirga reaches unanimous decisions because the other side never gets to finish a sentence.

Hatef Mokhtar

Political analyst · Media commentator

Hatef Mokhtar

Turns every television panel into a Loya Jirga, with himself as the entire delegation. By the time the national crisis is explained, the tea is cold and a new crisis has arrived.

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Madina Mahboobi

Civil-society advocate · NGO leader

Madina Mahboobi

Wants dialogue with the rulers and classrooms for the girls. Afghan negotiation in miniature: the meeting gets a date, the school gets ‘inshallah’. Somehow only the meeting makes it onto the calendar.

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Masuda Sultan

Women’s-rights advocate · Unfreeze Afghanistan co-founder

Masuda Sultan

Asks for Afghanistan’s money back and its girls back in school. One office says sanctions, another says patience. An Afghan petition with two stamps missing—and every official pointing to the other queue.

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Rahim Laghmani

Public X account · Operator identity unconfirmed

Rahim Laghmani

Defended the Taliban’s emergency helpline. At last, an Afghan complaints office without a cousin required at the door. Whether anyone answers is the next department’s responsibility.

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Rokhana Asiya Popal

Public commentator · Former NSC analyst (self-described)

Rokhana Asiya Popal

Rokhana worked for the National Security Council under Ashraf Ghani, where she collected intelligence largely by letting officials talk about themselves. After the republic collapsed, she announced she was related to Mullah Yaqoob and had been undercover all along. She now runs a YouTube channel teaching women how to extract state secrets from male officials. The first lesson is to tell them they look like the next president.

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Sangar Paykhar

Afghan Eye · Political commentator

Sangar Paykhar

His podcast is the hujra that never puts the teapot away. Ask one question about Kabul and the answer starts three kings ago. Even the raisins have grown old waiting for the point.

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Tameem Bahiss

Independent analyst · Journalist

Tameem Bahiss

Wants the Taliban government recognised. The nikah is done, he argues; why are the guests still debating the invitation? The argument over who gets a seat at the dastarkhwan remains less settled.

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